i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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