drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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