Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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