I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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