Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
