Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
50% drunk capacity currently
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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