Its about making memories worth repressing
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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