I just cut my nipple shaving
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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