erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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