This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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