haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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