I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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