Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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