I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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