Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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