I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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