So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
They took my balls.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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