They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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