Its about making memories worth repressing
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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