I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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