She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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