Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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