no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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