3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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