Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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