that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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