just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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