ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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