Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just puked most of my soul out..
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