YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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