You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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