You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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