If i come over, it means nothing
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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