spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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