So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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