i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
