i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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