her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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