My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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