Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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