okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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