how can u be prego again
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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