she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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