I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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