dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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