Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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