I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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