She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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