so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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