A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
