do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
we should paint friendship bongs
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